Hi, it’s Wolf Whitzer with a GGN comedy satire newsflash. It has been confirmed that Simon Wolfell has resigned as musical entrepreneur at the Greenygrey because of the behaviour of his human parallel, Simon Cowell.
Simon Cowell X Factor
Simon Cowell has always been a controversial human parallel for the Greenygrey. His X Factor television series made some people’s dreams come true, but also made fun of many more.
Moreover, it tried to control the charts and influence the music industry to the detriment of many hard working bands.
Simon Cowell Loses G Factor
While Simon Cowell might have the X Factor, and spend his time looking for the X Factor within musical acts, but he has now lost the G Factor.
Carmen recently revealed that she found them together, but Cowell claimed they were only friends.
I think forty-something Carmen would be much better off with other British celebrities, such as our very own Marc Latham.