Football Applauds Nelson Mandela, Ashes and Tim Krul

Over the weekend, football players and fans in Britain had a minute’s applause for South Africa’s Nelson Mandela, as they did for Fabrice Muamba two seasons ago. I hope Peter Herbert was watching, although he’s not interested in football, so probably wasn’t.

Ashes Second Test Censored 

Fabrice Muamba Tribute
Fabrice Muamba Tribute (Photo credit: Ronnie Macdonald)

Hi, it’s Martin ‘Werewolfie’ Adams with a satirical comedy sports round-up.

We thought about having a photo of Monty Panesar doing the boomerang in the second Ashes test, but after the Aussies were called racist for doing a Monty Panesar Sikh Tellytubbies skit we decided against.

However, if we then only include ‘white’ people, we could be accused of being racist in that way.

So, we have decided not to cover the second Ashes test, which the Australians won in Adelaide, home of AusRuIcket, to take a 2-0 lead.

Tim Krul Player of the Month 

English: Stadium Nelson Mandela Bay, in Port E...
English: Stadium Nelson Mandela Bay, in Port Elizabeth, South Africa (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

And finally, great news for the Greenygrey. Tim Krul, the greenygreyest goalie in British football has been voted the English Premier League player of the month for November.

This follows extensive coverage in the Greenygrey, after the new greenygrey Newcastle goalie shirt seems to have raised Krul to heady heights of excellence this season.

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