The motor racing, rugby union and tennis worlds have been lit up in greenygrey in recent weeks, and I’ve been straining at the leash to get a look in at the Greenygrey; to be able to update you.
Hi, it’s Martin ‘Werewolfie’ Adams, with a Greenygrey comedy satire sports report.
Miami Masters Tennis
Tennis has been a great servant to promoting the Greenygrey, with Rafa Nadal possibly the greatest ever Team GG player.
Nadal has been on about 50% greenygrey top form at the Miami Masters Sony Open, with the tournament to match:
Whereas newcomer to Team GG, Novak Djokovic, has been on 100% form:
Ireland Win Six Nations Rugby Union
Ireland won the rugby union Six Nations title in Europe, and wore a greenygrey shirt while winning it. It was their captain Brian O’ Driscoll‘s last season, so it was like a kind of Greenygrey’s Rambles fairytale for him getting the title and man of the match award while wearing a greenygrey shirt in his last international game.
Here’s O’ Driscoll after the game:
Mercedes’s Rosberg Wins Australian Grand Prix
Motor racing has also played a big part in Greenygrey sport, what with the tracks usually very greenygrey, and the Red Bull team partly influencing Team GG.
The new season reached new heights of greenygreyness in the first grand prix, as Nico Rosberg won the Australian Grand Prix in Mercedes’s greenygrey car. This photo captures the new greenYgrey brand in all its glory:
Good luck to all the sportspeople this weekend, and that includes our old inspirations and rivals Red Bull, who have been having a tough time due to Formula 1 rule changes.