This is comedy mixed with information, a British custom that’s been under attack by Multicultural Fascism for over two decades (parodying an article I saw on the BBC a while ago about how to argue with racists!):
European Colonialism – while I don’t like the bad stuff that happened, especially as a sun-worshipping ‘pagan’ myself – Europe had been attacked before the ‘great voyages of discovery’ 500 years ago:
e.g.
by Mongols from the east 800 years ago
by Arabs after Koran written 1300 years ago
So Europe was just doing what the rest of humanity has always done: travelled and warred.