South Park Harry and Meghan Waaa(r)gh Movie: Canada Invasion 2

In hopefully the last post about South Park‘s Harry and Meghan show; uh, I mean the thrilling denouement (finale, ending); I think we’ve got enough material and ideas for a South Park ‘Mega Harry’ movie; especially with the Canada connection set up by Harry and Meghan being portrayed as the Prince and Princess of Canada connecting to the previous movie.

In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) Terrance and Phillip’s farting craze provokes a war between USA and Canada, and now the ‘Prince and Princess of Canada’ could start another one (fictional of course!) with their spying!

Mega Harry Rhymes with Moriarty

I was also thinking that Mega Harry sounds similar to Moriarty; Sherlock Holmes’s nemesis; so that could be included in the spy plot.

King Charles 3 seems quite a Sherlockian character, and I’m sure he’s got a Mrs Hudson housekeeper or two looking after him (just searched Mrs Hudson and saw Holmes has quite a few royal visitors!); although Mega Harry is more of a nemesis for William and Kate!

I guess Stan is the most Sherlockian of the South Parkians; in character and name: Stanlock Holmes!?

Mata Hari in Music

As set out a few blogs ago, I based Mega Harry on Mata Hari of course, and in one of the many cases where truth is stranger than fiction, Azerbaijan’s entry for Eurovision in 2021 (there was a bloody war between them and Armenia [ancestral home of Kardashians!] in late 2020 costing thousands of lives!) by Efendi (Ottoman Empire [which included large parts of Europe colonised and enslaved, with some still ‘occupied’ by their descendants; just dropped that in with reference to the one-sided anti-white European Christian-colonialism haters! Not the native people, but the ‘lefties’ who only focus on one side!!] connected term!) was Mata Hari.

The lyrics of the song by a ‘woman of colour’ I’m sure Meghan approves of, boasts about lying for spying, poisoning and being a dangerous lover like Cleopatra (who of course ran away with her Roman lover Mark Antony; taking him back to her home in Egypt; as Meghan took Harry away from his Rome-style home back to hers!)

If you like the above satire/parody from a Comms Studies PhD graduate; the school of spying!; there’s plenty more in the criminally overlooked (by the UK media and book reading/publishing industry) XaW Files: Beyond Humanity (X-Files); and even a little more in Werewolf of Oz (Wizard of Oz) on Amazon. And if you’re from South Park or somewhere similar and want to use it, or my writing, please let me know!!

M-Harry Belongs 2Me ™©

Because I’m white and therefore privileged, I’ve trademark copyrighted ‘Mega Harry’ as I’m bound to get lots of publishing offers, TV and film offers, Vogue covers, CEO offers, charity ambassador offers, podcast deals etc; unlike man-of-the-people Prince Harry and his (first ever self-portrayal) ‘woman of colour’ Princess wife; although Africa and Asia are full of ‘of-colour’ royalty, with many having mansions and estates in UK/Europe, like Mega Harry’s in California!

No, not really TMCed; just another satire/parody (trademarking and suing everything) element South Park could have used; as well as Meghan’s obsession (or just money-spinner?) with being ‘of colour’. I watched ‘The Hunt‘ recently (on Film4 in UK) which satirises the American ‘culture wars’ between the ‘liberal elite left’ and ‘working-class whites’ well.

I myself, kind of grew up like Lynyrd Skynyrd: too long-haired liberal for rednecks, and too redneck for the ultra-liberal urban elites! On the environment and animal welfare I related to them not wanting concrete spoiling their nature, but didn’t like all their hunting!

South Park Series

After turning the South Park real one-off episode into a fantasy trilogy over the last couple of weeks with the Mata Hari spying spin-off I think there’s enough material for more episodes from the above material.

However, the episodes also need more substance to make them better, as South Park often has sub-plots within episodes. Where the real South Park residences would fit in I don’t know; Harry teaming up with Cartman?

British Spying Themes

There was of course ‘Harry’s Game‘, a 1982 spy thriller, but that plot doesn’t really fit Harry and Meghan’s story. That would have needed Harry going on a spying mission against UK’s adversaries; instead of his own family and the UK!

I think the ‘Wagatha Christie’ case is more suitable for the Mega Harry story. That was when two footballer WAGS (wives and girlfriends) went to war over social media leaks. One apparently sent messages to select people to see who leaked it to the media. After apparently exposing the ‘culprit’ it resulted in a lengthy court case.

Real Spy Games and International Relevance

I was thinking the royal family could have done that with Harry and Meghan. Told them something like they (UK royals) were planning to invade USA and make it British again, and see if they passed it on!

Or something more believable if they really meant it, as spy agencies have been doing for a long time; and famously for the D-Day landings in WW2 (Operation Bodyguard); reminds me of Harry wearing Nazi uniform and his UK taxpayer-paid security demands being other themes South Park could use!

Reality Considerations

I don’t know if ‘Wagatha Christie’ was big enough news in the USA to resonate with an American audience; especially as it was on the same time as the Depp v Heard one; so I’ll leave it to the real South Park experts! And don’t think they’ll hear of this anyway!!

If you like the above satire/parody from a Comms Studies PhD graduate; the school of spying!; there’s plenty more in XaW Files: Beyond Humanity (X-Files); and even a little more in Werewolf of Oz (Wizard of Oz) on Amazon; which also has loads of great films. TV and documentaries free with ads on their freevee channel (I haven’t been paid to write that!!).

South Park Mega Harry Prequel, Part 2: Trojan Horse

After last week’s South Park ‘fanfiction’ episode proposed a hypothesis that Meghan and Harry may have merged into Mega Harry; this century’s Mata Hari; this week we draw on another South Park episode to draw comparisons with the ‘Trojan Horse’ story from Greek culture (religion or mythology: you decide!).

As last week’s episode of Mega Harry’s initial meeting was proposed as a prequel to last month’s real South Park episode, this one could be the second of a trilogy, where Mega Harry enters Buckingham Palace; although South Park has already featured a ‘Trojan Horse’; but transferred it to the China/Mongolian wars that inspired the Great Wall of China.

US Culture War ‘Trojan Horse’

I base my suspicions on Mega Harry being a Mata Hari-style Buckingham Palace ‘Trojan Horse’ from my blogged pre-marriage thoughts and how the story played out as many who held such views predicted.

The Oprah interview (using a greenYgrey background) was the peak of the post-spying fallout, with Meghan looking like the Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) who got the cream (a successful spying mission); rather than a traumatised victim of bullying!

Here’s the South Park ‘Trojan Horse’ (season 6, episode 11) scene:

If you like the satire and parody above there’s plenty more in my books on Amazon and elsewhere; and I’m also a PhD graduate in Communications (Media) Studies available for work if you’re from South Park or elsewhere!

South Park Prince and Princess of Canada Prequel

While the South Park rebellious royal couple focused on them post-marriage, an earlier version could have had a plot similar to the Mecha Streisand episode in the first series: ‘In the episode, Barbra Streisand obtains the Diamond of Pantheos from Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny, and transforms into a giant mechanical dinosaur called Mecha-Streisand.’ (Wikipedia)

Mega Harry

I think my blog about Meghan and Harry was correct four years ago (Sleepy Hollow ambitions!), and wasn’t surprised Meghan brought up race with Oprah after doing her spying undercover stint in the royal family,

Meghan wanting to be a Sleepy Hollow type ‘royal rebel’ rather than a ‘Cinderella’ was also confirmed recently from what she wrote about Kate and William’s wedding, according to the Daily Mail: ‘”Little girls dream of being princesses,’ Meghan wrote in the post, before insisting: ‘I, for one, was all about She-Ra, Princess of Power.'”

I think lovely Cressida was the Cinderella of the story (Cressiderella?), and Meghan would have seen marrying Harry and acquiring the royal titles and wealth as a victory for her and her demographic in the ‘culture war’ she’s been fighting for a lot longer time than she’s known Harry!

Mata Hari of 21c

To me, the Mega Harry couple have become the Mati Hari of the US-left led culture wars against the ‘white privilege colonialists’ epitomised by the UK royal family; although they think it’s okay to colonise the UK/Europe now themselves; a century after the WW1 spy!

Mata Hari: ‘Margaretha Geertruida MacLeod (née Zelle; 7 August 1876 – 15 October 1917), better known by the stage name Mata Hari (/ˈmɑːtə ˈhɑːri/), was a Dutch exotic dancer and courtesan who was convicted of being a spy for Germany during World War I. (Wikipedia)

South Park Harry and Meghan Prequel

In the South Park prequel, going from the Mecha Streisand episode, where Streisand needed the ‘Diamond of Pantheos’, Meghan could need the ‘Princess’ title to strengthen, and then when she gets that with Harry (who’s hiding out from media attention in South Park), they merge into Mega Harry (a Mata Hari style super spy, working for the Canadian government; nothing against Canada!).

However, as their power keeps growing, they soon get ambitions to take over everywhere; Godzilla/Mecha Streisand style!…

If you liked the above, there’s loads more partly South Park (and Simpsons) inspired parody/satire in my books; which do have a lot of similarities with Harry’s self-help culture revealed in his California life, and that were self-published on Amazon because I thought they were being ignored by the UK establishments (traditional and liberal!!); and if you’re part of South Park or some other media production and want to use the idea, please let me know!

Poetry and Philosophy 10th Anniversary

Free ebook to download of peak pagan poetry and philosophy book from this website, before the creative juices dried, and the desire to create structured poetry declined; resulting in the slow and sublime entropy of the last decade (and third poetry collection), and the literary nonsense prose poetry of XaW Files: Beyond Humanity. Then there were the snippets of Facebook colourful background poems, and now, just a big empty void.

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Heart is Where the ear Feels at Home

The above poem image uses a shenel (my genius word within a word invention), paraphrasing the proverb that:

‘A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.’;

mixing it with the common opening to a word of advice:

‘A word in your ear…’

3 letters completing a word h(ear)t is probably always going to be worth more than the first two letters without another to complete a word h(ea)d;

thinking of Monopoly myself, where you buy houses and then a hotel; the letters in the shenel phrase (e, a and r) are like houses, and the complete word like a hotel.

*The heading wordplays the phrase ‘Home is where the heart is.’

Not a Spring Equinox Poem

Spring is here, in northern hemisphere.
Did 9 days of mistYmuse melt winter?
Or did mYm4 not occur?
That’s one for mYmologists to confer…

Wolf Proverb

Home is where the heart is human isn’t!

Halloween Special Poet Scary Philosophy

The above is the only colourful background Facebook post since the last time. So for Halloween I thought I’d provide a little explanation to the use of metaphor in the partly autobiographical poem.

The first three sections refer to my age of 56, and being about two-thirds of the average age; and basement floor about my ‘position in society’, despite being a PhD graduate.

Crow cluttered claw was just chucked in for a Halloween feel, and I liked the alliteration. I was thinking of finishing with a simple line that smoothly ended the poem, but then thought I’d punk it up with the above; note how ‘shut window’ is open to interpretation: was the window shut after the spitting or was it already shut?

Halloween COP26

Today, for Halloween; or to counter the way the greenYgrey has been misinterpreted with the passing of time; and COP26 starting tomorrow, I wrote this:

The greenYgrey was created as a nice friendly Scooby Doo-inspired veggie werewolf; to show wolves’ good side, and not the negative propagated by fairy-tales etc; and that’s the way it’ll always be.

Sixteen years later, I’ve become much older and colder; probably what I should be, as a rational middle-aged PhD graduate.

In some ways it’s as a result of the way I’ve seen humanity going, but in others it’s that I reached the end of my philosophical quest, and found that whatever humanity does will be negative. While I grew up thinking it was the negative side to humanity that caused all the problems, I realised that the positive can be worse: destroying the planet with more humans, development, transport, presents etc.

The real horror of Halloween is all the products sold… but don’t let that stop you having a good time… as it probably won’t make much difference in the world picture, compared to some of the biggest populations not signing up to green initiatives etc.

Epilogue

Thinking about it afterwards, I thought that gave another explanation to the ‘Beyond Humanity’ sub-title: that it’s beyond humanity to stop destroying the planet, without completely changing our thinking (and what it means to be human?) and uniting a divided world!

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