South Park Harry and Meghan Waaa(r)gh Movie: Canada Invasion 2

In hopefully the last post about South Park‘s Harry and Meghan show; uh, I mean the thrilling denouement (finale, ending); I think we’ve got enough material and ideas for a South Park ‘Mega Harry’ movie; especially with the Canada connection set up by Harry and Meghan being portrayed as the Prince and Princess of Canada connecting to the previous movie.

In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) Terrance and Phillip’s farting craze provokes a war between USA and Canada, and now the ‘Prince and Princess of Canada’ could start another one (fictional of course!) with their spying!

Mega Harry Rhymes with Moriarty

I was also thinking that Mega Harry sounds similar to Moriarty; Sherlock Holmes’s nemesis; so that could be included in the spy plot.

King Charles 3 seems quite a Sherlockian character, and I’m sure he’s got a Mrs Hudson housekeeper or two looking after him (just searched Mrs Hudson and saw Holmes has quite a few royal visitors!); although Mega Harry is more of a nemesis for William and Kate!

I guess Stan is the most Sherlockian of the South Parkians; in character and name: Stanlock Holmes!?

Mata Hari in Music

As set out a few blogs ago, I based Mega Harry on Mata Hari of course, and in one of the many cases where truth is stranger than fiction, Azerbaijan’s entry for Eurovision in 2021 (there was a bloody war between them and Armenia [ancestral home of Kardashians!] in late 2020 costing thousands of lives!) by Efendi (Ottoman Empire [which included large parts of Europe colonised and enslaved, with some still ‘occupied’ by their descendants; just dropped that in with reference to the one-sided anti-white European Christian-colonialism haters! Not the native people, but the ‘lefties’ who only focus on one side!!] connected term!) was Mata Hari.

The lyrics of the song by a ‘woman of colour’ I’m sure Meghan approves of, boasts about lying for spying, poisoning and being a dangerous lover like Cleopatra (who of course ran away with her Roman lover Mark Antony; taking him back to her home in Egypt; as Meghan took Harry away from his Rome-style home back to hers!)

If you like the above satire/parody from a Comms Studies PhD graduate; the school of spying!; there’s plenty more in the criminally overlooked (by the UK media and book reading/publishing industry) XaW Files: Beyond Humanity (X-Files); and even a little more in Werewolf of Oz (Wizard of Oz) on Amazon. And if you’re from South Park or somewhere similar and want to use it, or my writing, please let me know!!

M-Harry Belongs 2Me ™©

Because I’m white and therefore privileged, I’ve trademark copyrighted ‘Mega Harry’ as I’m bound to get lots of publishing offers, TV and film offers, Vogue covers, CEO offers, charity ambassador offers, podcast deals etc; unlike man-of-the-people Prince Harry and his (first ever self-portrayal) ‘woman of colour’ Princess wife; although Africa and Asia are full of ‘of-colour’ royalty, with many having mansions and estates in UK/Europe, like Mega Harry’s in California!

No, not really TMCed; just another satire/parody (trademarking and suing everything) element South Park could have used; as well as Meghan’s obsession (or just money-spinner?) with being ‘of colour’. I watched ‘The Hunt‘ recently (on Film4 in UK) which satirises the American ‘culture wars’ between the ‘liberal elite left’ and ‘working-class whites’ well.

I myself, kind of grew up like Lynyrd Skynyrd: too long-haired liberal for rednecks, and too redneck for the ultra-liberal urban elites! On the environment and animal welfare I related to them not wanting concrete spoiling their nature, but didn’t like all their hunting!

South Park Series

After turning the South Park real one-off episode into a fantasy trilogy over the last couple of weeks with the Mata Hari spying spin-off I think there’s enough material for more episodes from the above material.

However, the episodes also need more substance to make them better, as South Park often has sub-plots within episodes. Where the real South Park residences would fit in I don’t know; Harry teaming up with Cartman?

British Spying Themes

There was of course ‘Harry’s Game‘, a 1982 spy thriller, but that plot doesn’t really fit Harry and Meghan’s story. That would have needed Harry going on a spying mission against UK’s adversaries; instead of his own family and the UK!

I think the ‘Wagatha Christie’ case is more suitable for the Mega Harry story. That was when two footballer WAGS (wives and girlfriends) went to war over social media leaks. One apparently sent messages to select people to see who leaked it to the media. After apparently exposing the ‘culprit’ it resulted in a lengthy court case.

Real Spy Games and International Relevance

I was thinking the royal family could have done that with Harry and Meghan. Told them something like they (UK royals) were planning to invade USA and make it British again, and see if they passed it on!

Or something more believable if they really meant it, as spy agencies have been doing for a long time; and famously for the D-Day landings in WW2 (Operation Bodyguard); reminds me of Harry wearing Nazi uniform and his UK taxpayer-paid security demands being other themes South Park could use!

Reality Considerations

I don’t know if ‘Wagatha Christie’ was big enough news in the USA to resonate with an American audience; especially as it was on the same time as the Depp v Heard one; so I’ll leave it to the real South Park experts! And don’t think they’ll hear of this anyway!!

If you like the above satire/parody from a Comms Studies PhD graduate; the school of spying!; there’s plenty more in XaW Files: Beyond Humanity (X-Files); and even a little more in Werewolf of Oz (Wizard of Oz) on Amazon; which also has loads of great films. TV and documentaries free with ads on their freevee channel (I haven’t been paid to write that!!).

South Park Mega Harry Prequel, Part 2: Trojan Horse

After last week’s South Park ‘fanfiction’ episode proposed a hypothesis that Meghan and Harry may have merged into Mega Harry; this century’s Mata Hari; this week we draw on another South Park episode to draw comparisons with the ‘Trojan Horse’ story from Greek culture (religion or mythology: you decide!).

As last week’s episode of Mega Harry’s initial meeting was proposed as a prequel to last month’s real South Park episode, this one could be the second of a trilogy, where Mega Harry enters Buckingham Palace; although South Park has already featured a ‘Trojan Horse’; but transferred it to the China/Mongolian wars that inspired the Great Wall of China.

US Culture War ‘Trojan Horse’

I base my suspicions on Mega Harry being a Mata Hari-style Buckingham Palace ‘Trojan Horse’ from my blogged pre-marriage thoughts and how the story played out as many who held such views predicted.

The Oprah interview (using a greenYgrey background) was the peak of the post-spying fallout, with Meghan looking like the Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) who got the cream (a successful spying mission); rather than a traumatised victim of bullying!

Here’s the South Park ‘Trojan Horse’ (season 6, episode 11) scene:

If you like the satire and parody above there’s plenty more in my books on Amazon and elsewhere; and I’m also a PhD graduate in Communications (Media) Studies available for work if you’re from South Park or elsewhere!

UFOs to Humans – Humans to Cats

Like humans chasing UFO lights!?

Poetry and Philosophy 10th Anniversary

Free ebook to download of peak pagan poetry and philosophy book from this website, before the creative juices dried, and the desire to create structured poetry declined; resulting in the slow and sublime entropy of the last decade (and third poetry collection), and the literary nonsense prose poetry of XaW Files: Beyond Humanity. Then there were the snippets of Facebook colourful background poems, and now, just a big empty void.

Ebook on Smashwords explained: The ebooks on Smashwords can be read online using online readers, or they can be downloaded to other reading devices such as the iPhone, Amazon Kindle, Barnes & Noble Nook, or to other ereading devices.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/321583

Free Werewolf Wizard of Oz Fantasy Poetry Prose Ebook

Free to download in July for 10th anniversary: a book with an eco message showing the nice side of wolves to counter the historic demonising, with a Wizard of Oz fantasy theme mixed with the factual forced migration of British children around the Commonwealth for a century, which had recently been told in the book/film Oranges and Sunshine.

Book summary blurb on Smashwords:

Rebel without a cause, werewolf without claws, Grey travels across all regions of Oz (Australia) in a comedy-fantasy parody of the Wizard of Oz.
It is not witches that hunt the protagonist for a ruby slipper, but monotheists desperate to get their hands on an emerald cork hat. There’s no scarecrow, tin man and cowardly lion searching for brain, heart and courage; instead, we have Elle McPherson, Angry Anderson and Bon Scott inspired characters needing a body, mind and spirit confidence boost.
Will Grey and the intrepid travellers elude their pursuers and reach their destination? This book provides amazing action and surreal comedy in poetry and prose before reaching a cohesive and thrilling ending.

Smashwords explained: The ebooks on Smashwords can be read online using online readers, or they can be downloaded to other reading devices such as the iPhone, Amazon Kindle, Barnes & Noble Nook, or to other ereading devices.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/325567

Ukraine War, Black Sabbath and Animal Farm

Animal Farm has inspired me to leave the HUMANITY collective + join pigs: HAMUNITY is way forward for me…
Only Fans sigh ‘Oh well’ (Orwell)!

I hope to find some peaceful porcine, unlike Black Sabbath’s War Pigs (which I had listened to a few times recently, but not remembered it as an influence when I posted on Facebook this morning, in a Beyond Humanity kind of subliminal messages coincidence; and not really having read any Orwell lately!):

New and Last of Trilogy Folding Mirror Poetry Book

After telling readers they should only buy the print book if they really want to read it; due to paper/wood concerns; I again turn normal publicity on its head by declaring my new book not as good as its predecessor, the very excellent 242 Mirror Poems and Reflections.

While that was filled with optimism this is more dystopian; the end of my use of the Folding Mirror form; but contains a few classic poems and they look nice in their Folding Mirror shapes. They have all been published on this website over the last decade, in line with the freedom of information ethos I’ve worked with.

I also kept the prices at their minimums allowed by Amazon and free on Prime; and you can take out a free month’s trial.

Thanks to everybody who has contributed to the poetry and this site over the last 15 or so years. The reason then was to try to make a difference, and that song’s still the same. I was a realist then, and thought I was only slowing down our decline rather than saving us; and recent events have shown how powerless we are; but I’m less inclined now to feel despair!

Halloween Special Poet Scary Philosophy

The above is the only colourful background Facebook post since the last time. So for Halloween I thought I’d provide a little explanation to the use of metaphor in the partly autobiographical poem.

The first three sections refer to my age of 56, and being about two-thirds of the average age; and basement floor about my ‘position in society’, despite being a PhD graduate.

Crow cluttered claw was just chucked in for a Halloween feel, and I liked the alliteration. I was thinking of finishing with a simple line that smoothly ended the poem, but then thought I’d punk it up with the above; note how ‘shut window’ is open to interpretation: was the window shut after the spitting or was it already shut?

Halloween COP26

Today, for Halloween; or to counter the way the greenYgrey has been misinterpreted with the passing of time; and COP26 starting tomorrow, I wrote this:

The greenYgrey was created as a nice friendly Scooby Doo-inspired veggie werewolf; to show wolves’ good side, and not the negative propagated by fairy-tales etc; and that’s the way it’ll always be.

Sixteen years later, I’ve become much older and colder; probably what I should be, as a rational middle-aged PhD graduate.

In some ways it’s as a result of the way I’ve seen humanity going, but in others it’s that I reached the end of my philosophical quest, and found that whatever humanity does will be negative. While I grew up thinking it was the negative side to humanity that caused all the problems, I realised that the positive can be worse: destroying the planet with more humans, development, transport, presents etc.

The real horror of Halloween is all the products sold… but don’t let that stop you having a good time… as it probably won’t make much difference in the world picture, compared to some of the biggest populations not signing up to green initiatives etc.

Epilogue

Thinking about it afterwards, I thought that gave another explanation to the ‘Beyond Humanity’ sub-title: that it’s beyond humanity to stop destroying the planet, without completely changing our thinking (and what it means to be human?) and uniting a divided world!

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