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Summer Solstice Sunflowers Wordplay

Sunflowers know the sun provides them with life.

They seem to have had an educa-sun (education).

https://phys.org/news/2016-05-sunflowers-track-sun.html

Will you be rising early to see the summer solstice, and following it across the sky during the day, like a sunflower does before opening?

I won’t! Maybe it’s because I’ve flowered and so stopped, as sunflowers do?

Heliotropism on Wikipedia.

re. Movember: May Month-Hair Wordplay Treble

While I consider the Movember movement  a good cause, I don’t consider it sacrosanct (I also don’t hide the fact I had to look up the spelling for that; and wasn’t even thinking it properly!), and let it stand in the way of my creative wordplay genius: science doesn’t stop and rest on its laurels when it split the atom, but tries to go smaller and smaller, to quantum and infinity… and I managed to find a great (subjective bias I know!) wordplay ending to this blogpost!

You may be wondering how someone who is not an English language expert can also be an English language genius, but that would be more about you not understanding genius: sometimes to be a genius means knowing less about the subject, because if you’ve absorbed too much of the subject it’s harder to be yourself and original!

May Genius Month

When I cut off most of my winter ‘coat’ I kept the moustache, because it had reached below my chin, and I’d never had such a moustache before.

Then, thinking of Movember (November moustache), I thought it was a pity it was April, between March (Marchtache) and May (Maytache), so I kept it until this month!

Then a couple of days before I thought I had grown a bit of a mullet, and thought of Mayllet.

But it wasn’t until yesterday morning, and how my hair turned out, that I saw the Mohican, and thought of Mayhican.

So, like my spontaneous prose, sometimes genius is instantaneous, and sometimes it develops over time!

Will I finally get the recognition my genius deserves, or will I remain a TiT?

As for my May hair, there may be stubble ahead!.. https://youtu.be/gACCCmFKP80