South Park Harry and Meghan Waaa(r)gh Movie: Canada Invasion 2

In hopefully the last post about South Park‘s Harry and Meghan show; uh, I mean the thrilling denouement (finale, ending); I think we’ve got enough material and ideas for a South Park ‘Mega Harry’ movie; especially with the Canada connection set up by Harry and Meghan being portrayed as the Prince and Princess of Canada connecting to the previous movie.

In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) Terrance and Phillip’s farting craze provokes a war between USA and Canada, and now the ‘Prince and Princess of Canada’ could start another one (fictional of course!) with their spying!

Mega Harry Rhymes with Moriarty

I was also thinking that Mega Harry sounds similar to Moriarty; Sherlock Holmes’s nemesis; so that could be included in the spy plot.

King Charles 3 seems quite a Sherlockian character, and I’m sure he’s got a Mrs Hudson housekeeper or two looking after him (just searched Mrs Hudson and saw Holmes has quite a few royal visitors!); although Mega Harry is more of a nemesis for William and Kate!

I guess Stan is the most Sherlockian of the South Parkians; in character and name: Stanlock Holmes!?

Mata Hari in Music

As set out a few blogs ago, I based Mega Harry on Mata Hari of course, and in one of the many cases where truth is stranger than fiction, Azerbaijan’s entry for Eurovision in 2021 (there was a bloody war between them and Armenia [ancestral home of Kardashians!] in late 2020 costing thousands of lives!) by Efendi (Ottoman Empire [which included large parts of Europe colonised and enslaved, with some still ‘occupied’ by their descendants; just dropped that in with reference to the one-sided anti-white European Christian-colonialism haters! Not the native people, but the ‘lefties’ who only focus on one side!!] connected term!) was Mata Hari.

The lyrics of the song by a ‘woman of colour’ I’m sure Meghan approves of, boasts about lying for spying, poisoning and being a dangerous lover like Cleopatra (who of course ran away with her Roman lover Mark Antony; taking him back to her home in Egypt; as Meghan took Harry away from his Rome-style home back to hers!)

If you like the above satire/parody from a Comms Studies PhD graduate; the school of spying!; there’s plenty more in the criminally overlooked (by the UK media and book reading/publishing industry) XaW Files: Beyond Humanity (X-Files); and even a little more in Werewolf of Oz (Wizard of Oz) on Amazon. And if you’re from South Park or somewhere similar and want to use it, or my writing, please let me know!!

Equinox and Noel Gallagher’s Flying Birds Awaken Dead Poet’s Society

Is Noel Gallagher trying to reform Oasis or has he joined me
in my downward spiral movement Dead Poet’s Society
with his new Dead to the World single melancholy.

Coincidentally, I wrote this little poem last week before hearing the song yesterday; the latter after reading an article in LouderSound; so it didn’t really awaken my Dead Poet’s Society, (a 1989 movie), which I first used to signal the end of the era referenced in line 3 (Earth-saving inspired creativity) of this new limited resources (like our planet!) scraping the bottom of the barrel, one trick pony, flogging a dead horse after the ship has sailed (four idioms combined) poem!
It was written around the equinox, so that could have been an unconscious factor, with the one and only sun having more effect on our planet, as seen in the gYgPOP (greenYgreyPinkyOrangePurple) aurora over the UK this week; which needed a solar storm facing us too!?

Seven Years Beyond Humanity

Ain’t got a dog in the human race
rather be an oddity deep in space
never gonna find uncharted seas
prefer seeing a crowd of trees
too unbalanced to get off my face!

Line 1 metaphorically inspired by the phrase ‘haven’t got a dog in the fight’; and in reality, I don’t have a dog.
Line 2 references David Bowie’s song Space Oddity.
Line 3 juxtaposes the world now being well mapped and me being quite old; metaphorically, it also works for my creativity now, with my search for oceans of originality (greenYgrey and Folding Mirror poetry form) passed.
Line 4 probably shows my age, like Noel Gallagher; and just is.
Line 5 likewise, mixing how the aging effect on body (legs especially) and brain (as well as realising how mentally unstable you were in the hectic and chaotic finding your way journey that youthful life is; if a god wanted a more orderly world, life would surely have been created going from old to young!) makes getting drunk (off your face) a bad idea.

Here’s the lyric video for the new High Flying Birds song:

If you liked the poetry (lyrics) above there’s plenty more in my books on Amazon, with my first poetry collection paying homage to the rock and metal lyrics that first inspired my interest in writing poetry.

South Park Mega Harry Prequel, Part 2: Trojan Horse

After last week’s South Park ‘fanfiction’ episode proposed a hypothesis that Meghan and Harry may have merged into Mega Harry; this century’s Mata Hari; this week we draw on another South Park episode to draw comparisons with the ‘Trojan Horse’ story from Greek culture (religion or mythology: you decide!).

As last week’s episode of Mega Harry’s initial meeting was proposed as a prequel to last month’s real South Park episode, this one could be the second of a trilogy, where Mega Harry enters Buckingham Palace; although South Park has already featured a ‘Trojan Horse’; but transferred it to the China/Mongolian wars that inspired the Great Wall of China.

US Culture War ‘Trojan Horse’

I base my suspicions on Mega Harry being a Mata Hari-style Buckingham Palace ‘Trojan Horse’ from my blogged pre-marriage thoughts and how the story played out as many who held such views predicted.

The Oprah interview (using a greenYgrey background) was the peak of the post-spying fallout, with Meghan looking like the Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) who got the cream (a successful spying mission); rather than a traumatised victim of bullying!

Here’s the South Park ‘Trojan Horse’ (season 6, episode 11) scene:

If you like the satire and parody above there’s plenty more in my books on Amazon and elsewhere; and I’m also a PhD graduate in Communications (Media) Studies available for work if you’re from South Park or elsewhere!

Eco-Tuesday Interview

Thanks to Willow Croft for arranging and conducting an eco interview with me. Great to reminisce about environment, travelling and writing with someone I feel is on the same wavelength on those topics; and dredge up some memories of writers and creations that influenced me, from somewhere in my memory!

Poetry and Philosophy 10th Anniversary

Free ebook to download of peak pagan poetry and philosophy book from this website, before the creative juices dried, and the desire to create structured poetry declined; resulting in the slow and sublime entropy of the last decade (and third poetry collection), and the literary nonsense prose poetry of XaW Files: Beyond Humanity. Then there were the snippets of Facebook colourful background poems, and now, just a big empty void.

Ebook on Smashwords explained: The ebooks on Smashwords can be read online using online readers, or they can be downloaded to other reading devices such as the iPhone, Amazon Kindle, Barnes & Noble Nook, or to other ereading devices.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/321583

Free Werewolf Wizard of Oz Fantasy Poetry Prose Ebook

Free to download in July for 10th anniversary: a book with an eco message showing the nice side of wolves to counter the historic demonising, with a Wizard of Oz fantasy theme mixed with the factual forced migration of British children around the Commonwealth for a century, which had recently been told in the book/film Oranges and Sunshine.

Book summary blurb on Smashwords:

Rebel without a cause, werewolf without claws, Grey travels across all regions of Oz (Australia) in a comedy-fantasy parody of the Wizard of Oz.
It is not witches that hunt the protagonist for a ruby slipper, but monotheists desperate to get their hands on an emerald cork hat. There’s no scarecrow, tin man and cowardly lion searching for brain, heart and courage; instead, we have Elle McPherson, Angry Anderson and Bon Scott inspired characters needing a body, mind and spirit confidence boost.
Will Grey and the intrepid travellers elude their pursuers and reach their destination? This book provides amazing action and surreal comedy in poetry and prose before reaching a cohesive and thrilling ending.

Smashwords explained: The ebooks on Smashwords can be read online using online readers, or they can be downloaded to other reading devices such as the iPhone, Amazon Kindle, Barnes & Noble Nook, or to other ereading devices.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/325567

Parody Satire wordplay COMEDY

Negotiating with my mega Hollywood agent; recommended by H&M, no less; I said: ‘without me there would be no more comedy!’.
He turned around to me and shouted, ‘Without me there would be no co-me-dy at all!!’
I said, ‘Okay Cody, pipe down!!!’
Co-me-dy, get it!?

The above was an example of a shenel; my wordplay, as well as parody comedy.

Wolf Proverb

Home is where the heart is human isn’t!

New and Last of Trilogy Folding Mirror Poetry Book

After telling readers they should only buy the print book if they really want to read it; due to paper/wood concerns; I again turn normal publicity on its head by declaring my new book not as good as its predecessor, the very excellent 242 Mirror Poems and Reflections.

While that was filled with optimism this is more dystopian; the end of my use of the Folding Mirror form; but contains a few classic poems and they look nice in their Folding Mirror shapes. They have all been published on this website over the last decade, in line with the freedom of information ethos I’ve worked with.

I also kept the prices at their minimums allowed by Amazon and free on Prime; and you can take out a free month’s trial.

Thanks to everybody who has contributed to the poetry and this site over the last 15 or so years. The reason then was to try to make a difference, and that song’s still the same. I was a realist then, and thought I was only slowing down our decline rather than saving us; and recent events have shown how powerless we are; but I’m less inclined now to feel despair!

FREE SPEECH FOREVER, WHATEVER THE WEATHER!

Yesterday’s ‘Reclaim Rainbow’ post was an example of my free speech first attitude, whether it’s Charlie Hebdo in Europe or South Park in the USA. When I was growing up, it was a left-wing socialist thing: the hippies in California and the existential thinkers in France.

Now, it seems to be the left and LGBT who are the most virulent opponents of free speech, calling everything ‘racist’ or ‘homophobic’; and new ones like ‘Islamophobic’ and ‘transphobic’.

It may sound facetious (that word was more appropriate than I thought when I checked it!), but I’m still a big fan of beautiful lesbians/bi-women; and think they’re more likely to be better off with a woman!

And I’m tolerant of all other LGBT. There’s a lot of bad stuff goes on amongst them, but there is among the hetero too. I think a nice loving gay couple is better than a horrible predator hetero.

But it seems to be going over the top now, and the ‘rainbow’ is everywhere; and only for them! And then they support some of the worst races, countries and regions for LGBT over ‘white Europe, USA, West’ etc, which have the best records and statistics; HOW TO ARGUE WITH ANTI-WHITE RACISTS 10 | mistYmuse (wordpress.com)

Same for women!: How to argue with anti-white racists 3 | mistYmuse (wordpress.com)