South Park Harry and Meghan Waaa(r)gh Movie: Canada Invasion 2

In hopefully the last post about South Park‘s Harry and Meghan show; uh, I mean the thrilling denouement (finale, ending); I think we’ve got enough material and ideas for a South Park ‘Mega Harry’ movie; especially with the Canada connection set up by Harry and Meghan being portrayed as the Prince and Princess of Canada connecting to the previous movie.

In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) Terrance and Phillip’s farting craze provokes a war between USA and Canada, and now the ‘Prince and Princess of Canada’ could start another one (fictional of course!) with their spying!

Mega Harry Rhymes with Moriarty

I was also thinking that Mega Harry sounds similar to Moriarty; Sherlock Holmes’s nemesis; so that could be included in the spy plot.

King Charles 3 seems quite a Sherlockian character, and I’m sure he’s got a Mrs Hudson housekeeper or two looking after him (just searched Mrs Hudson and saw Holmes has quite a few royal visitors!); although Mega Harry is more of a nemesis for William and Kate!

I guess Stan is the most Sherlockian of the South Parkians; in character and name: Stanlock Holmes!?

Mata Hari in Music

As set out a few blogs ago, I based Mega Harry on Mata Hari of course, and in one of the many cases where truth is stranger than fiction, Azerbaijan’s entry for Eurovision in 2021 (there was a bloody war between them and Armenia [ancestral home of Kardashians!] in late 2020 costing thousands of lives!) by Efendi (Ottoman Empire [which included large parts of Europe colonised and enslaved, with some still ‘occupied’ by their descendants; just dropped that in with reference to the one-sided anti-white European Christian-colonialism haters! Not the native people, but the ‘lefties’ who only focus on one side!!] connected term!) was Mata Hari.

The lyrics of the song by a ‘woman of colour’ I’m sure Meghan approves of, boasts about lying for spying, poisoning and being a dangerous lover like Cleopatra (who of course ran away with her Roman lover Mark Antony; taking him back to her home in Egypt; as Meghan took Harry away from his Rome-style home back to hers!)

If you like the above satire/parody from a Comms Studies PhD graduate; the school of spying!; there’s plenty more in the criminally overlooked (by the UK media and book reading/publishing industry) XaW Files: Beyond Humanity (X-Files); and even a little more in Werewolf of Oz (Wizard of Oz) on Amazon. And if you’re from South Park or somewhere similar and want to use it, or my writing, please let me know!!

South Park Mega Harry Prequel, Part 2: Trojan Horse

After last week’s South Park ‘fanfiction’ episode proposed a hypothesis that Meghan and Harry may have merged into Mega Harry; this century’s Mata Hari; this week we draw on another South Park episode to draw comparisons with the ‘Trojan Horse’ story from Greek culture (religion or mythology: you decide!).

As last week’s episode of Mega Harry’s initial meeting was proposed as a prequel to last month’s real South Park episode, this one could be the second of a trilogy, where Mega Harry enters Buckingham Palace; although South Park has already featured a ‘Trojan Horse’; but transferred it to the China/Mongolian wars that inspired the Great Wall of China.

US Culture War ‘Trojan Horse’

I base my suspicions on Mega Harry being a Mata Hari-style Buckingham Palace ‘Trojan Horse’ from my blogged pre-marriage thoughts and how the story played out as many who held such views predicted.

The Oprah interview (using a greenYgrey background) was the peak of the post-spying fallout, with Meghan looking like the Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) who got the cream (a successful spying mission); rather than a traumatised victim of bullying!

Here’s the South Park ‘Trojan Horse’ (season 6, episode 11) scene:

If you like the satire and parody above there’s plenty more in my books on Amazon and elsewhere; and I’m also a PhD graduate in Communications (Media) Studies available for work if you’re from South Park or elsewhere!

South Park Prince and Princess of Canada Prequel

While the South Park rebellious royal couple focused on them post-marriage, an earlier version could have had a plot similar to the Mecha Streisand episode in the first series: ‘In the episode, Barbra Streisand obtains the Diamond of Pantheos from Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny, and transforms into a giant mechanical dinosaur called Mecha-Streisand.’ (Wikipedia)

Mega Harry

I think my blog about Meghan and Harry was correct four years ago (Sleepy Hollow ambitions!), and wasn’t surprised Meghan brought up race with Oprah after doing her spying undercover stint in the royal family,

Meghan wanting to be a Sleepy Hollow type ‘royal rebel’ rather than a ‘Cinderella’ was also confirmed recently from what she wrote about Kate and William’s wedding, according to the Daily Mail: ‘”Little girls dream of being princesses,’ Meghan wrote in the post, before insisting: ‘I, for one, was all about She-Ra, Princess of Power.'”

I think lovely Cressida was the Cinderella of the story (Cressiderella?), and Meghan would have seen marrying Harry and acquiring the royal titles and wealth as a victory for her and her demographic in the ‘culture war’ she’s been fighting for a lot longer time than she’s known Harry!

Mata Hari of 21c

To me, the Mega Harry couple have become the Mati Hari of the US-left led culture wars against the ‘white privilege colonialists’ epitomised by the UK royal family; although they think it’s okay to colonise the UK/Europe now themselves; a century after the WW1 spy!

Mata Hari: ‘Margaretha Geertruida MacLeod (née Zelle; 7 August 1876 – 15 October 1917), better known by the stage name Mata Hari (/ˈmɑːtə ˈhɑːri/), was a Dutch exotic dancer and courtesan who was convicted of being a spy for Germany during World War I. (Wikipedia)

South Park Harry and Meghan Prequel

In the South Park prequel, going from the Mecha Streisand episode, where Streisand needed the ‘Diamond of Pantheos’, Meghan could need the ‘Princess’ title to strengthen, and then when she gets that with Harry (who’s hiding out from media attention in South Park), they merge into Mega Harry (a Mata Hari style super spy, working for the Canadian government; nothing against Canada!).

However, as their power keeps growing, they soon get ambitions to take over everywhere; Godzilla/Mecha Streisand style!…

If you liked the above, there’s loads more partly South Park (and Simpsons) inspired parody/satire in my books; which do have a lot of similarities with Harry’s self-help culture revealed in his California life, and that were self-published on Amazon because I thought they were being ignored by the UK establishments (traditional and liberal!!); and if you’re part of South Park or some other media production and want to use the idea, please let me know!

Oprah, harry, meghan: hollywood greats

Lots more 50+ years of experience great free PhD current affairs parody comedy like the above on Facebook, and books on Amazon (might as well try cashing in on the Harry and Meghan wedding too!).

my work on 8 Out of 10 Cats… missing link?!

After I re-re-adapted the goldilocks story space had used for habitable planets to romance on my greenYgrey blog I recently saw Phil Wang use it on the 8 OUT OF 10 CATS! comedy panel show (repeat from January this year, available on Channel 4 in the UK).
Had he heard of it from me, either directly or indirectly; or is it just a coincidence?

Missing Link greenYgrey Missing Link?

Seeing my joke on TV reminded me of thinking the Missing Link movie had a lot of greenYgrey’s rambles similarities: with it being a sasquatch rather than werewolf!

It also started in British Columbia (on Blogspot) and had a searching for self-knowledge across the world theme, with the greenYgrey total amnesia, and Link for family. It also seems to have a class and anti-hunting theme (I haven’t seen it), as the greenYgrey did at the time; before Meghan Markle arrived and complicated everything, making me value tradition and stability much more!

Although it was American made (by Laika) the writer and many actors were British: the kind of people in line with my green left side, such as Walliams, Fry and Lucas!

I also found an eerie coincidence when I looked up Laika, as they also made Corpse Bride; and I said that’s what Meghan Markle (her portrayed ‘vulnerable victim’ image) reminded me of when she got married to Harry on my travel25years blog; only in February last year! Seems a lot longer!!

The writer, Chris Butler, says he grew up on such stories though, and the greenYgrey was similarly a combination of old themes, so it’s probably all a coincidence!