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Osbourne’s Autumn Statement (Ozzy)

Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
George Osborne MP, pictured speaking on the la...
George Osbourne

Hi, it’s Harry Silhouetteof-Wolfhowlingonthehill. ¬†Chancellor¬†George Osbourne is giving the British government‘s Autumn statement today, but we reckon that werewolf wannabe, Ozzy Osbourne, of Black Sabbath fame, could do a better job, as Ozzy’s finances are in better shape than the government’s. ¬†Here’s some proposals we think Ozzy would make to get the UK biting back:

  1. Britain to only ally with the financially astute, like my Sharon
  2. Reunite, like I did for Ozzfest and the current Sabs reunion
  3. Even more CCTV cameras to make one big reality show
  4. More barking at the moon
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