Hi, it’s Martin ‘Werewolfie’ Adams, satirical sports correspondent at the Greenygrey. I’ve got some great greenygrey sports news today, to get your sporting Saturday kicked-off to a chaotic comedy start.
Phil Taylor World Darts Success
As regular readers know, I was inspired to enter the sports world by darts legend Martin ‘Wolfie’ Adams. So it was great to see the top darts player in the world over the last twenty years donning a greenygrey shirt to win the World Grand Prix title with a whitewash win for Team GG.
Phil ‘The Power’ Taylor beat Dave Chisnall 6 sets to 0, and won 18 out of the 20 legs in Dublin.
Newcastle and Borussia Dortmund Goalie Kits
However, the football world has continued to dominate greenygrey sports fashion. In the English Premier League, Newcastle United has a new brighter greenygrey goalie kit than last season’s greenygrey goalie kit, still worn regularly by Tim Krul for excellent performances.
Meanwhile, from the German Bundesliga, Borussia Dortmund are excelling in the league, and doing well in Europe, with a great greenygrey goalie shirt worn by Weidenfeller.
The designers seem to have reacted to the increasing importance of yellow in the GreenYgrey world.
Red Bull and Vettel Win F1 Championships
And finally, congratulations to our arch rivals but respected inspirations for Team GG, Infiniti Red Bull Racing, for winning the 2013 Constructors Championships.
Moreover, Vettel also won the Driver’s Championships while driving for the Red Bull team.