South Park Harry and Meghan Waaa(r)gh Movie: Canada Invasion 2

In hopefully the last post about South Park‘s Harry and Meghan show; uh, I mean the thrilling denouement (finale, ending); I think we’ve got enough material and ideas for a South Park ‘Mega Harry’ movie; especially with the Canada connection set up by Harry and Meghan being portrayed as the Prince and Princess of Canada connecting to the previous movie.

In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) Terrance and Phillip’s farting craze provokes a war between USA and Canada, and now the ‘Prince and Princess of Canada’ could start another one (fictional of course!) with their spying!

Mega Harry Rhymes with Moriarty

I was also thinking that Mega Harry sounds similar to Moriarty; Sherlock Holmes’s nemesis; so that could be included in the spy plot.

King Charles 3 seems quite a Sherlockian character, and I’m sure he’s got a Mrs Hudson housekeeper or two looking after him (just searched Mrs Hudson and saw Holmes has quite a few royal visitors!); although Mega Harry is more of a nemesis for William and Kate!

I guess Stan is the most Sherlockian of the South Parkians; in character and name: Stanlock Holmes!?

Mata Hari in Music

As set out a few blogs ago, I based Mega Harry on Mata Hari of course, and in one of the many cases where truth is stranger than fiction, Azerbaijan’s entry for Eurovision in 2021 (there was a bloody war between them and Armenia [ancestral home of Kardashians!] in late 2020 costing thousands of lives!) by Efendi (Ottoman Empire [which included large parts of Europe colonised and enslaved, with some still ‘occupied’ by their descendants; just dropped that in with reference to the one-sided anti-white European Christian-colonialism haters! Not the native people, but the ‘lefties’ who only focus on one side!!] connected term!) was Mata Hari.

The lyrics of the song by a ‘woman of colour’ I’m sure Meghan approves of, boasts about lying for spying, poisoning and being a dangerous lover like Cleopatra (who of course ran away with her Roman lover Mark Antony; taking him back to her home in Egypt; as Meghan took Harry away from his Rome-style home back to hers!)

If you like the above satire/parody from a Comms Studies PhD graduate; the school of spying!; there’s plenty more in the criminally overlooked (by the UK media and book reading/publishing industry) XaW Files: Beyond Humanity (X-Files); and even a little more in Werewolf of Oz (Wizard of Oz) on Amazon. And if you’re from South Park or somewhere similar and want to use it, or my writing, please let me know!!

M-Harry Belongs 2Me ™©

Because I’m white and therefore privileged, I’ve trademark copyrighted ‘Mega Harry’ as I’m bound to get lots of publishing offers, TV and film offers, Vogue covers, CEO offers, charity ambassador offers, podcast deals etc; unlike man-of-the-people Prince Harry and his (first ever self-portrayal) ‘woman of colour’ Princess wife; although Africa and Asia are full of ‘of-colour’ royalty, with many having mansions and estates in UK/Europe, like Mega Harry’s in California!

No, not really TMCed; just another satire/parody (trademarking and suing everything) element South Park could have used; as well as Meghan’s obsession (or just money-spinner?) with being ‘of colour’. I watched ‘The Hunt‘ recently (on Film4 in UK) which satirises the American ‘culture wars’ between the ‘liberal elite left’ and ‘working-class whites’ well.

I myself, kind of grew up like Lynyrd Skynyrd: too long-haired liberal for rednecks, and too redneck for the ultra-liberal urban elites! On the environment and animal welfare I related to them not wanting concrete spoiling their nature, but didn’t like all their hunting!

South Park Series

After turning the South Park real one-off episode into a fantasy trilogy over the last couple of weeks with the Mata Hari spying spin-off I think there’s enough material for more episodes from the above material.

However, the episodes also need more substance to make them better, as South Park often has sub-plots within episodes. Where the real South Park residences would fit in I don’t know; Harry teaming up with Cartman?

British Spying Themes

There was of course ‘Harry’s Game‘, a 1982 spy thriller, but that plot doesn’t really fit Harry and Meghan’s story. That would have needed Harry going on a spying mission against UK’s adversaries; instead of his own family and the UK!

I think the ‘Wagatha Christie’ case is more suitable for the Mega Harry story. That was when two footballer WAGS (wives and girlfriends) went to war over social media leaks. One apparently sent messages to select people to see who leaked it to the media. After apparently exposing the ‘culprit’ it resulted in a lengthy court case.

Real Spy Games and International Relevance

I was thinking the royal family could have done that with Harry and Meghan. Told them something like they (UK royals) were planning to invade USA and make it British again, and see if they passed it on!

Or something more believable if they really meant it, as spy agencies have been doing for a long time; and famously for the D-Day landings in WW2 (Operation Bodyguard); reminds me of Harry wearing Nazi uniform and his UK taxpayer-paid security demands being other themes South Park could use!

Reality Considerations

I don’t know if ‘Wagatha Christie’ was big enough news in the USA to resonate with an American audience; especially as it was on the same time as the Depp v Heard one; so I’ll leave it to the real South Park experts! And don’t think they’ll hear of this anyway!!

If you like the above satire/parody from a Comms Studies PhD graduate; the school of spying!; there’s plenty more in XaW Files: Beyond Humanity (X-Files); and even a little more in Werewolf of Oz (Wizard of Oz) on Amazon; which also has loads of great films. TV and documentaries free with ads on their freevee channel (I haven’t been paid to write that!!).

Equinox and Noel Gallagher’s Flying Birds Awaken Dead Poet’s Society

Is Noel Gallagher trying to reform Oasis or has he joined me
in my downward spiral movement Dead Poet’s Society
with his new Dead to the World single melancholy.

Coincidentally, I wrote this little poem last week before hearing the song yesterday; the latter after reading an article in LouderSound; so it didn’t really awaken my Dead Poet’s Society, (a 1989 movie), which I first used to signal the end of the era referenced in line 3 (Earth-saving inspired creativity) of this new limited resources (like our planet!) scraping the bottom of the barrel, one trick pony, flogging a dead horse after the ship has sailed (four idioms combined) poem!
It was written around the equinox, so that could have been an unconscious factor, with the one and only sun having more effect on our planet, as seen in the gYgPOP (greenYgreyPinkyOrangePurple) aurora over the UK this week; which needed a solar storm facing us too!?

Seven Years Beyond Humanity

Ain’t got a dog in the human race
rather be an oddity deep in space
never gonna find uncharted seas
prefer seeing a crowd of trees
too unbalanced to get off my face!

Line 1 metaphorically inspired by the phrase ‘haven’t got a dog in the fight’; and in reality, I don’t have a dog.
Line 2 references David Bowie’s song Space Oddity.
Line 3 juxtaposes the world now being well mapped and me being quite old; metaphorically, it also works for my creativity now, with my search for oceans of originality (greenYgrey and Folding Mirror poetry form) passed.
Line 4 probably shows my age, like Noel Gallagher; and just is.
Line 5 likewise, mixing how the aging effect on body (legs especially) and brain (as well as realising how mentally unstable you were in the hectic and chaotic finding your way journey that youthful life is; if a god wanted a more orderly world, life would surely have been created going from old to young!) makes getting drunk (off your face) a bad idea.

Here’s the lyric video for the new High Flying Birds song:

If you liked the poetry (lyrics) above there’s plenty more in my books on Amazon, with my first poetry collection paying homage to the rock and metal lyrics that first inspired my interest in writing poetry.

South Park Mega Harry Prequel, Part 2: Trojan Horse

After last week’s South Park ‘fanfiction’ episode proposed a hypothesis that Meghan and Harry may have merged into Mega Harry; this century’s Mata Hari; this week we draw on another South Park episode to draw comparisons with the ‘Trojan Horse’ story from Greek culture (religion or mythology: you decide!).

As last week’s episode of Mega Harry’s initial meeting was proposed as a prequel to last month’s real South Park episode, this one could be the second of a trilogy, where Mega Harry enters Buckingham Palace; although South Park has already featured a ‘Trojan Horse’; but transferred it to the China/Mongolian wars that inspired the Great Wall of China.

US Culture War ‘Trojan Horse’

I base my suspicions on Mega Harry being a Mata Hari-style Buckingham Palace ‘Trojan Horse’ from my blogged pre-marriage thoughts and how the story played out as many who held such views predicted.

The Oprah interview (using a greenYgrey background) was the peak of the post-spying fallout, with Meghan looking like the Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) who got the cream (a successful spying mission); rather than a traumatised victim of bullying!

Here’s the South Park ‘Trojan Horse’ (season 6, episode 11) scene:

If you like the satire and parody above there’s plenty more in my books on Amazon and elsewhere; and I’m also a PhD graduate in Communications (Media) Studies available for work if you’re from South Park or elsewhere!

South Park Prince and Princess of Canada Prequel

While the South Park rebellious royal couple focused on them post-marriage, an earlier version could have had a plot similar to the Mecha Streisand episode in the first series: ‘In the episode, Barbra Streisand obtains the Diamond of Pantheos from Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny, and transforms into a giant mechanical dinosaur called Mecha-Streisand.’ (Wikipedia)

Mega Harry

I think my blog about Meghan and Harry was correct four years ago (Sleepy Hollow ambitions!), and wasn’t surprised Meghan brought up race with Oprah after doing her spying undercover stint in the royal family,

Meghan wanting to be a Sleepy Hollow type ‘royal rebel’ rather than a ‘Cinderella’ was also confirmed recently from what she wrote about Kate and William’s wedding, according to the Daily Mail: ‘”Little girls dream of being princesses,’ Meghan wrote in the post, before insisting: ‘I, for one, was all about She-Ra, Princess of Power.'”

I think lovely Cressida was the Cinderella of the story (Cressiderella?), and Meghan would have seen marrying Harry and acquiring the royal titles and wealth as a victory for her and her demographic in the ‘culture war’ she’s been fighting for a lot longer time than she’s known Harry!

Mata Hari of 21c

To me, the Mega Harry couple have become the Mati Hari of the US-left led culture wars against the ‘white privilege colonialists’ epitomised by the UK royal family; although they think it’s okay to colonise the UK/Europe now themselves; a century after the WW1 spy!

Mata Hari: ‘Margaretha Geertruida MacLeod (née Zelle; 7 August 1876 – 15 October 1917), better known by the stage name Mata Hari (/ˈmɑːtə ˈhɑːri/), was a Dutch exotic dancer and courtesan who was convicted of being a spy for Germany during World War I. (Wikipedia)

South Park Harry and Meghan Prequel

In the South Park prequel, going from the Mecha Streisand episode, where Streisand needed the ‘Diamond of Pantheos’, Meghan could need the ‘Princess’ title to strengthen, and then when she gets that with Harry (who’s hiding out from media attention in South Park), they merge into Mega Harry (a Mata Hari style super spy, working for the Canadian government; nothing against Canada!).

However, as their power keeps growing, they soon get ambitions to take over everywhere; Godzilla/Mecha Streisand style!…

If you liked the above, there’s loads more partly South Park (and Simpsons) inspired parody/satire in my books; which do have a lot of similarities with Harry’s self-help culture revealed in his California life, and that were self-published on Amazon because I thought they were being ignored by the UK establishments (traditional and liberal!!); and if you’re part of South Park or some other media production and want to use the idea, please let me know!

UFOs to Humans – Humans to Cats

Like humans chasing UFO lights!?

Equinox Trilogy; Sun, Light and Me, set in Eterni-tree

The equinox has now passed, so the northern hemisphere has now entered autumn/fall, with less sunlight than the southern hemisphere; a time of dying for photosynthesisers in the north; such as butterflies and leaves; who rely on the sun’s energy for life. So, the Dead Poet’s Society has awoken…

Stranger Things Eddie Munson Fans

Stranger Things‘s Eddie Munson is apparently creating a big online interest in 1980s metal, with his favourite song Metallica’s Master of Puppets. Metallica were one of my favourite bands too, and I included them as one of my biggest poetry inspirations at the start of my first poetry collection.

Moreover, Eddie Munson fandom says he shares my 1965/66 birth time, dysfunctional childhood, height and hair colour! I can’t say I’ve watched any of it, and don’t get into series like that anymore. I’d probably watch it as a film, as I’ve watched many such movies such as Brightburn, The Endless and Freaks recently. Werewolf of Oz cites similar fiction I’d watched before starting writing, while XaW Files of course was inspired by X-Files.

1980s and early ’90s Metal music and lyrics provided the major soundtrack and framework for my early poetry and fantasy writing, while my late 1980s memoir cited Guns N’ Roses in the title, and had many recollections of heavy metal music and magazines I carried; while generally trying to travel light!

Hard to think it was 40 years ago, and to new fans must seem like the early 1940s did to me then.
The 1960s birth of rock seemed ancient to me, while the 1950s birth of rock n’ roll in black and white had next to no cultural relevance. 1940s music seemed just for movies and barely existed!!

My books on Amazon are free to read on Prime:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Marc-Latham/e/B004SP40J0

Poem for Free Mind Introvert Survival

The Dead Poet’s Society seems to have been reawakened by Werewolf of Oz and 242 Mirror Poems and Reflections being available for a free download on Smashwords in July; last day today!

However, more precisely, it was a comment by last week’s host of my eco interview, about poetry stopping her feeling lost and alone (reminding me of Janis Joplin singing about ‘freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose’ on Me and Bobby McGee; written by Foster and Kristofferson) that inspired the above snippet poem with word limit within the maximum allowed for a colourful background on Facebook.

I may have added society after humanity if I had room; or humasociety compounding them; although that may be considered overdoing it and unnecessary by an expert editor?

It doesn’t have the detail and depth of many poems on 242 Mirror Poems, such as the first one, SAGAS: Solipsistic Astronaut Gravitates Agnostic Space but it’s where my mind’s at now… occasionally rising from the dead!

The start reminded me of Jefferson Airplane’s White Rabbit; and my mind may have been playing it in my head; cos it’s one of my favourite songs!

Eco-Tuesday Interview

Thanks to Willow Croft for arranging and conducting an eco interview with me. Great to reminisce about environment, travelling and writing with someone I feel is on the same wavelength on those topics; and dredge up some memories of writers and creations that influenced me, from somewhere in my memory!